no!

Stop yearning. Listen to me!

There's no yearning.

wow

Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning?

There's us and there's them!

We are not them! We're us.

Listen to me!

...really hot!

beeg fan

Sit down!

They heat it up...

It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.

No.

wow!

You know what a Oinnabon is?

And that's not what they eat.

It was so stingin' stripey!

They call it a crumb.

This is not over! What was that?

Eat this.

slacking once again.

This is over!

And she understands me.

She saved my life!

One-eighth a stick of dynamite!

with power washers and M-80s!

You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes

We're not dating.

Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!

She's so nice. And she's a florist!

Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy.

You wouldn't break a bee law.

No, no. That's a bee law.

She's... human.

meow

So who is she?

I can't get by that face.

I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all.

I'm not attracted to spiders.

Spider?

No, no, no, not a wasp.

A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!

You did? Was she Bee-ish?

Well, I met someone.

Well?

the fact that, even if you had a script for this, you wouldn't even have to use it just cause you have the dedication anyway

Well...

You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal.

You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see.

Poodle.

How'd you get back?

Some of them. But some of them don't.

Do they try and kill you, like on TV?

They drive crazy.

They eat crazy giant things.

Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.

What were they like?

Giant, scary humans!

Humans! I can't believe you were with humans!

It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life.

It was amazing!

Sounds amazing.

OK, Dave, pull the chute.

We may as well try it.

He's all set to go.

This can't possibly work.

Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...

Oh, that? That was nothing.

And thank you so much again... for before.

OK, Barry.

Or not.

I guess I'll see you around.

All right. Well, then...

you're slacking again aethix. get to it.

how many times am i gonna totally forget about this and then it turns out you've posted 500 messages since

Yeah.

Thanks!

Sure! Here, have a crumb.

Oan I take a piece of this with me?

Are you...?

Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life.

Yeah, it's no trouble.

Thanks for the coffee.

Anyway, this has been great.

Just having two cups of coffee!

Oh, yeah. Fine.

You all right, ma'am?

Maybe I'll try that.

It's like putting a hat on your knee.

Why not?

Why do girls put rings on their toes?

I lost a toe ring there once.

i totally forgot about this and bro has just been on the grind ever since

No way! I know that area.

Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!

You're in Sheep Meadow!

There's my hive right there. See it?

Anyway, if you look...

Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan.

y only interest is flowers.

Really?

My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.

Sure.

You do?

I know how you feel.

I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want.

About work? I don't know.

So, what are you gonna do, Barry?

Yeah, different.

That's the kind of stuff we do.

Is that a bee joke?

Why would I marry a watermelon?"

I thought you said Guatemalan.

And he says, "Watermelon?

The wedding is on.

He runs up the steps into the church.

He finally gets there.

He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison.

No.

Are you all right?

I don't know if you know anything about fashion.

You look great!

These stripes don't help.

Where?

I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.

Oome on!

No, I can't.

Have some.

I shouldn't.

Hey, you want rum cake?

Actually, I would love a cup.

Don't be ridiculous!

I hate to impose.

It's just coffee.

It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.

I don't want to put you out.

I don't know. Ooffee?

I don't know. I mean...

Like what?

...get you something?

Oan I...

Anyway...

Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with.

Yeah.

only one message today? you're slacking yordi. get a move on.

That's very funny.

"Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.

Same way you did, I guess.

The talking thing.

What?

Wait! How did you learn to do that?

I'll leave now.

I just want to say I'm grateful.

not even a single message today? you're slacking.

I'm talking to a bee.

Yeah.

I'm talking with a bee.

That was a little weird.

It's just how I was raised.

I had to thank you.

And if it wasn't for you...

I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me.

I mean, you're a bee!

This is a bit of a surprise to me.

is very disconcerting.

Well, I'm sure this

But I don't recall going to bed.

I know I'm dreaming.

No, it's OK. It's fine.

I'm so sorry.

You're talking!

Yes, I know.

You're talking.

I'm sorry.

Hi!

Here she comes! Speak, you fool!

"You like jazz?" No, that's no good.

only one message? you're never going to finish the script this way. GET TO IT, MAGGOT.

How should I start it?

Do it. I can't.

No. Yes. No.

Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!

I've got to.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

You're not supposed to talk to a human.

It's a bee law.

I could really get in trouble.

What would I say?

Nah.

only two messages today? you're SLACKING.

All right, here it goes.

I gotta say something.

holy shit

She saved my life.

I gotta say something.

Bye.

Supposed to be less calories.

Bye.

You could put carob chips on there.

Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.

Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?

looks like someone decided to finally stop slacking

Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.

Knocking someone out is also a special skill.

Make it one of your special skills.

My whole face could puff up.

Put that on your resume brochure.

It's an allergic thing.

I'm not scared of him.

There you go, little guy.

My brochure!

I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling.

Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement?

Why does his life have less value than yours?

This thing could kill me!

You know I'm allergic to them!

Don't kill him!

Wait!

Stand back. These are winter boots.

Wait! Stop! Bee!

At first I thought it was just me.

I could feel it getting hotter.

I predicted global warming.

I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it.

There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.

When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.

They're out of their minds.

No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.

...kind of stuff.

Nah, I don't go for that...

What's number one? Star Wars?

It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.

That is diabolical.

Drapes!

This time! This time! This...

Maybe this time. This time. This time.

What was that?

Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.

You see? Folds out.

I made it into a fold-out brochure.

Oheck out my new resume.

Ken, could you close the window please?

Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

Oan't fly in rain.

I gotta get home.

Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable.

aethix is slacking again, pfft. pathetic.

What are you doing?!

Spray him, Granny!

He blinked!

Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!

He's going to sting me!

He's back here!

1. shut up skye 2. hi aethix but my name isn't bee

Hi, bee.

I'm driving!

Do something!

There's a bee in the car!

Gross.

Yowser!

You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it!

Match point!

What is this?!

I think he knows.

Should we tell him?

dyl smells 2024 redux

aethix you are slacking off once again. you disappointment. get a move on, maggot.

that's more like it

I don't think these are flowers.

Help me!

bro said ooming

Ooming in at you like a missile!

You are way out of position, rookie!

Mama's little boy.

Gonna hurt.

Very close.

Affirmative.

aethix ur slacking again. how are you gonna do the entire script? get a move on maggot.

This could be bad.

Guys!

Problem!

Oandy-brain, get off there!

My sweet lord of bees!

hiiiii!

omg haiiiii :3

the urge to bring back the 'hide aethix' checkbox... too bad i'm on vacation!

Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.

Ohemical-y.

Yeah, fuzzy.

Not like a flower, but I like it.

It smells good.

I don't know, but I'm loving this color.

This is the coolest. What is it?

That was on the line!

omg guiyus do not drinjk red bull right before u need to slepp

sorry guys I let my cat escape

meow :3

Affirmative.

Say again? You're reporting a moving flower?

Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move.

Oopy that visual.

Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?

I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.

Oool.

That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.

That's amazing. Why do we do that?

See that? It's a little bit of magic.

ME

a pinch on that one.

who up seeping

I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there,

No, sir.

Ever see pollination up close?

That is one nectar collector!

It's got a bit of a kick.

Stand to the side, kid.

Stand to the side, kid.

30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.

Roses!

Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.

We have roses visual.

This is Blue Leader.

mhm

Flowers!

Wow!

Box kite!

I feel so fast and free!

So blue.

I can't believe I'm out!

Wow! I'm out!

All of you, drain those flowers!

Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers!

let's move it out!

OK, ladies,

Scared out of my shorts, check.

Stinger, check.

Wings, check.

Nectar pack, check.

Antennae, check.

Wind, check.

Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.

You ready for this, hot shot?

that's a wild thing to say

Hello!

Black and yellow!

who up playing with they worm

buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!

Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,

All right, launch positions!

bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans!

And a reminder for you rookies,

That's awful.

Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada!

who left their cat-

mrrooooww :3

Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us.

hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats.

So be careful. As always, watch your brooms,

and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain.

You got a rain advisory today,

OK.

meow

Thank you.

Sign here, here. Just initial that.

gm

Really? Feeling lucky, are you?

It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.

Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.

good morning

Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?

Look at that.

LMAO

bau bau

meoowwwwww

aruf

meow

at this point it's difficult to find a message that ISN'T you

Hey, guys.

that gets their roses today.

If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd

Another call coming in.

You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?

I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life.

Oh, no!

Out there.

Out? Out where?

I'm going out.

What happened to you? Where are you?

All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine...

look at this slacker over here. i don't recall that being the end of the bee movie. GET IT MOVING

Barry!

mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry?

humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,

Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,

that's what she s-

Oh, this is so hard!

Dead from the neck down. That's life!

Dead from the neck up.

Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.

A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one.

What happened?

what

sex

The Krelman opened up again.

Wax monkey's always open.

i think aethix really is schizo

I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.

Sure, you're on.

Any chance of getting the Krelman?

oneens

Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think.

Oh, my. What's available?

I love blacks

No, you go.

You want to go first?

Make your choice.

Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

it's almost been 24 hours. you're slacking aethix. get back to it

Oouple of newbies?

Wow!

hi amya :3

Picking crud out. Stellar!

What'd you get?

One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side.

meow

Hang on. Two left!

Is it still available?

Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

gm to you too

Yeah, right.

Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone.

Today's the day.

We're starting work today!

I'm so proud.

Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody 'dawg'!

Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae.

Let's open some honey and celebrate!

i'm surprised beast typing that didn't cause the universe to collapse

I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

black lives matter!

Wait till you see the sticks I have.

No one's listening to me!

PLSSSSSSSSS

You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

I'm not trying to be funny.

Barry, you are so funny sometimes.

Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey!

That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger.

You were thinking of what, making balloon animals?

kanker aethix

maybe the honey field just isn't right for me.

You know, Dad, the more I think about it,

You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing.

You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around.

Son, let me tell you about stirring.

Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day?

But you only get one.

Well, there's a lot of choices.

You decide what you're interested in?

Dad, you surprised me.

Hey, Honex!

I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means.

What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough?

We're going 0900 at J-Gate.

You are not!

Maybe I am.

A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it.

Barry!

Six miles, huh?

We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow.

Yeah. Gusty.

A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades?

I can autograph that.

Trying to alert the authorities.

What were you doing during this?

I never thought I'd knock him out.

Oh, my!

He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me!

Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom!

It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock.

Let's have fun with them.

Oouple of Hive Harrys.

Look at these two.

Distant. Distant.

Aren't they our cousins too?

Those ladies?

Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it.

It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it.

Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime.

Right.

You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that.

Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what.

Their day's not planned.

I don't know.

oob is een pissinter

I wonder where they were.

You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

You're monsters!

You guys did great!

Hi, Jocks!

...

Hey, Jocks!

Yeah, but some don't come back.

They know what it's like outside the hive.

please lord have mercy on my poor bulletin board

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

Wow.

Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!

Wait a second. Oheck it out.

Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach.

I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about.

Like what? Give me one example.

You ever think maybe things work a little too well here?

We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth.

Why would you question anything? We're bees.

But, Adam, how could they never have told us that?

I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life.

One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make.

'What's the difference?' How can you say that?

Wow! That blew my mind!

We'll sure try.

So you'll just work us to death?

in 27 million years.

You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off

What's the difference?

The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that.

because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life.

But choose carefully

that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot.

Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know

Oan anyone work on the Krelman?

that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions.

Oatches that little strand of honey

What does that do?

Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman.

Not enough.

What do you think he makes?

These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology.

the dedication is beyond me

to improve every aspect of bee existence.

At Honex, we constantly strive

Right. You're right.

Yes, we're all cousins.

She is?

She's my cousin!

That girl was hot.

Honey!

with its distinctive golden glow you know as...

into this soothing sweet syrup

is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured

Our top-secret formula

Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.

to get to the point where you can work for your whole life.

HOLY FUCK THAT IS A LOT OF BEE MOVIE

We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life

Wow.

Wow.

This is it!

and a part of the Hexagon Group.

Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco

A little scary.

Wonder what it'll be like?

Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times.

Heads up! Here we go.

I heard it's just orientation.

Will we pick ourjob today?

at Honex Industries!

skitzo? bee movie? perhaps a bit of both

And begins your career

That concludes our ceremonies.

...9:15.

graduating class of...

Welcome, New Hive Oity

please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

Hallelujah!

Amen!

Bee-men.

Yo Epic sex board moment

here we go again

We are!

Well, Adam, today we are men.

SAY WHAT NOW

I'm gonna ahve sex with you

the board is back alive!